Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
this will be a night to untag.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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