come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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