I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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