Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
