return my video game
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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