I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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