scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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