Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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