So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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