I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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