lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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