But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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