this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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