i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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