So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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