she was so not down for the gang bang
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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