You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
