Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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