look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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