Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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