Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She announced her abortion via fbk
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
