i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
How's your threesome situation going?
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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