there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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