So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I still have a little drunk in my system
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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