Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Shame is for Republicans.
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