Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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