Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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