i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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