You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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