Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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