What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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