i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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