How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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