I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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