If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
