Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
