are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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