my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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