Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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