Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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