im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I was not drunk enough for that final.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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