I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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