Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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