You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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