I hate all girls vehemently.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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