Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Randomize
