butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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