omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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