Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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