ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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