Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
And then my night got REAL pukey
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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