the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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