Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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