Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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