When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
No subtext here. People are naked.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I need a beard to bite.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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