Porn is love you can see.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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